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foolishly i turn on the telly. i am without cable. and so the bachelor is on. i can barely believe that show still exists. and the bachelor is some dude they keep saying is a prince. the heir to the borghese cosmetic fiefdom. so he must have access to sophisticated broads from around the world. unless that family is like estee lauder, kind of invented their aristocratic bona fides.

any case, he's wooing some 23 year old named sadie who is not really too sexy. she's saving herself til marriage. and that is a non sequiter. he respects her decision. she keeps asserting she's a 'classy conservative lady' and he says 'that's what i like, a classy conservative lady.' i say, 'they keep stating there is so much chemistry between them but i don't see it. not at all, not even with my 20/20. all i see is girl who pronounces 'well' as 'wool' and a bad blond dye job.' but he's got pinstripes. she's playing dress-up. that's class. fourth grade if memory serves.