cliffhanger

on the edge of your seat wanting to know the second fortune? if you are, you need some other hobbies. also, of course, if you're reading this, the order in which i post and the order in which you read are reversed chronologically so really there's no cliffhanger. that said, it read

You are given the chance to take part in an exciting adventure.

which does excite me. and is much better than that legendarily ambiguous fortune my friend got (and i'm fairly certain i've written about this before and am boring myself now to bits by taking all repeats) that said

Your smile is a welcome mat.