where yat?

my mother prides herself on her knowledge of geography. i do not; one of the ways in which i do not take after her. nevertheless i sally forth in this world knowing not exactly where monaco is on a map but that it is. that is sometimes enough. until now. for you see, i was thinking on the way back from an errand and picking up some lunch about a post some days back wherein someone had likened himself to switzerland, sexually.

wouldn't it be fun to figure out what country i, you, we, are, sexually? answering requires far more than knowing that canada is north of the u.s. it requires a nuanced understanding of geopolitics and history and socioeconomics.

go forth, reader, figure it out. let me know what you come up with. i will do the same.