westward ho

i'm headed to 'fornia for a few days for work and thought my pals in l.a. would be able to entertain moi on friday night. but they're all busy or in italy or walking their dogs or some excuses. and it just occurred to me maybe this is the perfect opp to do one of those internet...i'm only in town for the evening meet me in the hotel bar the sheets are clean my legs are shaved i'll bring a condom...adverts. but there's fear i'd get only pre-verts. and i'm not in town for only one evening, after all. and wouldn't that make me feel dirty and hollow? 'tis something to chew on. but not so much that it makes my jaw sore. that'd be way too much chewing.