ruh roh

well, reader, i texted a guy i met some weeks back and we went out last night.

here is a little something i learned: sometimes when you kiss someone and you are a little drunk you think they are an exceptionally good kisser. then when you kiss them again, and you are not drunk, you realize that simply putting your lips on another person's and jostling your head about like you did when you were 7 against a mirror and pretending to kiss based on what you saw on the love boat is not kissing at all. but you cannot say, 'hey, try kissing, not just mashing your face into mine.'

that would be rude.