ben gay take me away

i came home not too long ago and the smell permeating the hallway in my little, sweet apartment building is ben gay, which in milder affect could be misconstrued as toothpaste, but right now is so overwhelmingly ben gay that i am almost gagging and on the verge of opening the window and it's cold out. how cold? not as cold as it is in sconnie where they cancelled school this week, but cold nonetheless. but wherefore this smell? last night it was the 420 (did you know that is a pot reference? i only just learned it) in the hallway, smoked, i do believe by my landlord's mama and the mama's grandson who lives with her. it's just a guess, but that sweet odor (preferable to ben gay but about 50k leagues) often comes out from their area.

this stank is driving me crazy.

why, it's enough to make me post a casual encounter ad on craigslist. just to see. what. happens.